flowerdollie:

things to say during sex:

• valhalla I am coming

(via aspynski)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via sleepgay)

aber-flyingtiger:

thegunlocker:

yea ‘Merica WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Still not sure about those trimaran Littoral Combat Ships 

(Source: naval-forces)

queen-of-sleeping:

Favourite female videogame character → GLaDOS

(via tasseomancer)

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

image

(Source: tuhree, via weatherdoofus)